I don’t have a skull. Or bones.

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silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

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What the hell is up with my emotions tonight I’m so sad and annoying like I want to tell everyone I love them and hug everybody WHY agh I need to stop

divination:

my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME

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supernaturalclara:

So I was reading the driver’s manual and image

the Winchesters are screwed I mean how did they even pass the test

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

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do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

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landorus:

dont look at me i’ll fall in love with u

(via justaverage0ldme)

The thrilling sequel

The thrilling sequel

  • twitter side of the fandom: drama drama fOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME drama
  • facebook side of the fandom: COME TO *a list of 123432 countries*
  • tumblr side of the fandom: i can see his dick through his pants

ohheyharrypotter:

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

youre welcome

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via joshpeck)

lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

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Hey, I'm a theater kid, a starkid, and I get way too invested in fictional characters. Some of my favorite people: Aaron Tveit, Santino Fontana, Jeremy Jordan, Darren Criss, every guy at Starkid especially Robert Manion. Aaron Tveit and I share a birthday and I'm going to consider that an accomplishment. i post fandom stuff too. i post pretty much whatever i like. Talk to me. I want to know my followers and I'm here if you ever want to talk.

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