veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

(via peetahales)

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
tittily:

panicatthetardis-:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

I did and later… he asked me out

my work here is done

tittily:

panicatthetardis-:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

I did and later… he asked me out

my work here is done

(via owldude)

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via owldude)

vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

image

(via finnick--odamn)

8oscomedownmachine:

You hear singers and guitarists with your ears but you hear bass lines with your heart so don’t go telling me bassists aren’t important

(via finnick--odamn)

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

(via hannahin-wonderland)

criedwolves:

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls

(via hannahin-wonderland)

p5stuck:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????


#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

p5stuck:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

(via hannahin-wonderland)

angelrin89:

angelrin89:

Seeing a fanfic that has potential from reading the premise.

image

It also has great grammar and spelling.

image

The characters are all in character!

image

It’s a completed story!!

image

(via ohheyharrypotter)

moirallegianceismagic:

cooljaku:

aobatoppingnoiz:

fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs

This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept

i KEEP LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO HOT LOOKING AND BEAUTIFUL AND ALL I CAN PICTURE IS THEIR STUPID VOICES

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABBS 

(via hannahin-wonderland)

Hey, I'm a theater kid, a starkid, and I get way too invested in fictional characters. Some of my favorite people: Aaron Tveit, Santino Fontana, Jeremy Jordan, Darren Criss, every guy at Starkid especially Robert Manion. Aaron Tveit and I share a birthday and I'm going to consider that an accomplishment. i post fandom stuff too. i post pretty much whatever i like. Talk to me. I want to know my followers and I'm here if you ever want to talk.

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